It’s cool bc I hold the power and I can destroy you any time I want to

drarna:

the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

jacobshutup:

who gave bugs the right

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

feat:

i made a list of bands/artists whose music is one my iphone - not just to give you an impression of what type of music i listen to, but also to make you discover new artists, hopefully! i thought this might be a good idea as I’m getting quite a lot of questions about the music on my blog.

i’m updating the list weekly - you can find it here.

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

fantasticsteve:

romanticize self love 2k14

voldy92:

there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most