It’s cool bc I hold the power and I can destroy you any time I want to
the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
im funnier online where I can’t stutter
who gave bugs the right
*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*
i made a list of bands/artists whose music is one my iphone - not just to give you an impression of what type of music i listen to, but also to make you discover new artists, hopefully! i thought this might be a good idea as I’m getting quite a lot of questions about the music on my blog.
i’m updating the list weekly - you can find it here.
hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you
romanticize self love 2k14
there is nothing rarer and more beautiful than liking every song on an album
jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick
my personality is 30% the last movie I watched
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes
masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most